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Post by tailbest on Apr 14, 2012 18:15:11 GMT -5
I still havent seen it. Most people ive heard from didnt like it. From the look, Vin Diesel should have been cast, but I could be wrong.
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Post by Mr. Blonde on Apr 15, 2012 9:55:42 GMT -5
I remember that I didn't hate the trailer, despite it looking nothing like Hitman (47 is two machine gun blowing an entire room up?). I didn't hate the movie, but it was just so bland. I blame Skip Woods.
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Post by tailbest on Apr 16, 2012 11:18:55 GMT -5
You always blame Skip Woods.
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Post by Mr. Blonde on Apr 16, 2012 13:57:41 GMT -5
Because he deserves it. He sucks.
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Post by tailbest on Apr 16, 2012 16:59:52 GMT -5
There are others more deserving of your wrath.
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Post by Mr. Blonde on Apr 17, 2012 5:57:45 GMT -5
Let me guess... Akiva Goldsman and Ehren Kruger? Kurtzman & Orci? Yeah, they suck, too. =)
I'm shocked none of them have written a video game adaptation yet...
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Post by tailbest on Apr 17, 2012 10:20:39 GMT -5
I thought Transformers was pretty close. Full of whiz, bang, boom!
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Post by Mr. Blonde on Apr 17, 2012 10:31:57 GMT -5
That's just Bay being Bay. Ever notice how they turned action/superhero movies into video game tie-ins and they all suck balls? Beyond it being rushed and boring and tedious (so what if they're the same thing?), it would seem natural that the games wouldn't suck because they're"full of whiz, bang, boom!" as you so-eloquently put it.
Odd...
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Post by tailbest on Apr 17, 2012 10:34:30 GMT -5
Bay does better when he has less of a budget. He just goes insane with money... Almost like he doesnt know what to do with it.
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Post by Mr. Blonde on Apr 17, 2012 10:35:38 GMT -5
He's gotta find some use for the budget.
"STROBE LIGHTS!"
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Post by tailbest on Apr 17, 2012 11:05:54 GMT -5
Who cares if people will suffer seizures... I got their money! Muahaha he says as he twirls his evil moustache.
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Post by Mr. Blonde on Apr 17, 2012 11:07:02 GMT -5
While lighting a cigar with a burning $100 bill, playing with his world domination globe.
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Post by tailbest on Apr 17, 2012 11:09:44 GMT -5
With his pet cat on his lap that he pets ever so slowly.
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Post by Mr. Blonde on Apr 17, 2012 11:11:59 GMT -5
Michael Bay = next Bond villain...
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Post by tailbest on Apr 17, 2012 20:40:05 GMT -5
And would love to see him go the way of James Bont.
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